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once upon a time, there was a girl who owned a pet whale. it ate so much that she had to take 3 jobs and hire an awesome pool sweeper because the whale was so messy. she got tired. she decided to release the whale. they both cried, but she knew he’d be happier at sea. incidentally, this whale’s name was Willy. no relation to the free one.

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